the key to bob bradley's heart

thanks to the help of TOR and USMNT blog, I have finally discovered the missing link in the kenny cooper not getting national team call-ups scandal. For those of you that don't know. Kcoop is destroying MLS, has multiple teams inquiring about his services overseas, looks to have fully recovered from his broken leg, and cannot get a USMNT call-up for the life of him. but today everything changes. Kenny, here is your problem.



dude, REI luggage is clearly not cuttin it on the international scene. see, a key part of a scene is being "scene" , or fitting in with the rest of the cool kids. for example, EJ.



does this look like REI or samsonite to you? no no kenny cooper, you must ball both on and off the field. so get on it in. find yourself some classy louie luggage, some nice stunnas and a grill. cuz Kenny, sometimes you gotta be scene to get seen. Cop a flashy cellphone while you are at it, for when your boy bob brad hits you up. you can thank me later